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twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling chumHandle [CH]
TA: 2o what2 up? you haven’t been onliine for a few day2
CH: sorry I was busy with a school project and some other stuff
TA: lame
TA: now that you're back want two play 2ome miinecraft or 2omethiing?
CH: sure but I have a question first
TA: no ii won’t hack the game two make all the 2piider2 attack you thii2 tiime
CH: that was totally rude btw. I never had a chance!
TA: nope
TA: wa2 fun two watch though
CH: you dick
TA: alway2
You pout, remembering the absolute reign of death that Sollux had unleashed on you that night. He had laughed for so long while you ran around the map screaming at the top of your lungs for him to undo the hack so you could stay alive long enough to build a tiny 1X1 house to survive the night, and eventually built you one only to destroy the door at the last second so you got eaten (again).
“Jerk,” you grumble to yourself. But even if he is an asshole a lot of the time, he listened when you needed to rant about school or your parents or anything really. And when he wasn’t hacking your game to cause you misery, he always had your back. If anybody else tried to fuck with you, Sollux gave them something to worry about. Plus he helped fix your laptop remotely the last time a virus had gotten in there and given you a meltdown.
Said laptop pings again as Sollux keeps pestering you.
TA: a2k your que2tiion (nickname)
CH: okay
CH: can I… see a picture, sol? Please?
TA: what the fuck? Why?
CH: we’ve known each other for like a year now
CH: you’re always online when I need to talk and you’re really nice to me
CH: most of the time
CH: I want a face to go with the guy- er, troll- that’s one of my best friends
TA: 2hiit you 2ound a2 2appy a2 KK
CH: please?
TA: ugh fine. But ii’m telling you ii’m nothing liike what you’re probably expectiing
CH: yay!
CH: thank you sol!
twinArmageddons initiated file transfer
Downloading image
Staring at the image on your laptop screen, you feel your jaw drop a little. Troll or not, he’s… amazing. Short black hair that’s kind of messy, two sets of horns, those epic red and blue glasses, and smooth grey skin… Man, he makes models look average by comparison. After a second, you manage a reply.
CH: oh my gog
CH: sollux I’m going to kill you
TA: liike you even could
TA: why though?
CH: … you’re hot
CH: I was thinking you’d be some crinkly old guy from how you were acting
CH: but no
CH: you’re fucking gorgeous
CH: dammit sol this isn't fair
TA: you really thiink 2o?
CH: I know so
TA: thank2 ii gue22
TA: tiime two return the favor (nickname)
TA: 2how me your face
CH: fuck
CH: you’ll go blind sol
CH: I can’t do that to you
TA: ii went blind once already
TA: for fuck2 2ake ju2t 2end iit
CH: don’t say I didn't warn you
Reluctantly, you send the file, positive he’s going to think you’re hideous. After all, nobody ever notices you locally. They all think you’re a walking potato. Why should Sollux be different?
chumHandle initiated file transfer
Downloading image
CH: there
CH: are you blind now? I’m sorry
CH: sol? Answer me, did I blind you?
CH: or are you so disgusted that you won’t talk to me?
You start to panic the longer he takes to respond. Man, he must really be grossed out by your face if he’s taking this long.
TA: jegu2 (nickname)
TA: chiill
TA: never knew you were 2o cute
CH: cute? That’s a fucking lie and you know it sol
TA: no way (nickname)
TA: ED miight be able two liie about 2hiit but ii can’t
TA: you are cute a2 fuck
CH: …
TA: oh come on (nickname)
TA: what2 wrong?
CH: you. Called. Me. Cute.
CH: NOBODY CALLS ME CUTE
CH: EVER
TA: get over your2elf
TA: you’re cute a2 fuck 2o 2hut up and deal wiith iit
Your face is red as hell right now and you end up rolling over onto your back next to your laptop while squealing behind your hands. He thinks you’re cute. Holy shit. Somebody actually thinks you’re cute. Sollux fucking Captor thinks you, (Name), are cute. Things like this just don’t happen to you. Like, ever. You squeal again and roll over one more time.
THUMP.
“Ow, jegus fuck, that hurts,” you groan from the floor. Yep, you just rolled right off the edge of the bed onto the floor, hitting your head and your ass at the same time. You really need to install a railing or something to keep this from happening so often. Your laptop pings again.
TA: (nickname) what happened? why aren’t you an2wering?
CH: ugh ow
CH: I fell off the bed
TA: oh my gog (nickname)
CH: shut up
CH: it’s your fault for calling me cute
TA: iif falliing off the bed ii2 your reaction two being compliimented then ii can’t waiit two 2ee what you do for other thiings2
CH: what other things?
CH: sol, stop being cryptic
TA: nope
TA: you’ll have two wait and 2ee what ii mean later
TA: ii’m 2tartiing the game now 2o get your 2hiit together
Shaking your head, still blushing, you settle in for a few mind-numbing hours of Minecraft with your best friend. Only you can’t concentrate for beans. You’re distracted by his irritatingly cryptic statement about “other things” and wondering just what the hell the hacker troll is up to.
Guess you’ll have to wait and see…
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Sollux is hard write for so I apologize if he's really OOC. Also his quirk is a pain in the ass. And yeah, I should have probably used the 0 substitutions, considering the reference to going blind, but fuck it. Fuck it all.
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EDIT: Part 2
UPDATE: Now cross-posted to WattPad here: www.wattpad.com/myworks/185458…
