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.: for the irony- implied!Bro X Reader :.“Oh, come on, Dave. This game is totally cliché.”.: for the irony- implied!Bro X Reader :. by Ximona
“Come off it, (Name). It’s a requirement,” Dave replies, ignoring your protests and gathering everyone else at the party into a circle in his living room. Honestly you’re not sure how so many people can fit in this room, considering it’s an apartment in Texas, but somehow it’s working.
You yourself are perched on the arm of the sofa with a soda while Dave, John, Rose, and Jade are spaced evenly among the group of twelve trolls. At some point earlier in the evening, Dave collected items from everyone and dropped them in a huge bag, which he now produces from hammerspace.
He announces the dreaded “Seven Minutes in Heaven,” making you groan under your breath and a couple of others do the same. Whatever criteria he’s decided on to choose the first person to play, it ends up being Sollux, and conveniently, the yellow-blood winds up with Eridan. You suspect Dave rigged thi
F*ck The Police [Dirk Strider x Reader]Summary: In which an attempt at murder was made only to be stopped by Kankri , Dave and John are little shits, Dirk apologizes to the whole dorm and tells how it went down. Also he may or may not have inadvertently proclaimed his crush on you.PulangGTech
Dirk saw his life flashed in front of him.
It was pathetic.
Which he took as a meaning that he wasn't meant to die by the hands of their Dorm Master, who is totally able to pull off being cute despite being socially inept and utterly rude.
Dirk Strider wasn't romanticizing your cons he wasn't nope. Not at all.
"Dirk Mother fucking Strider if you do not stop this is instant I will make you eat that lousy attempt for a spaghetti you made!" He heard you screech and chose to abscond the fuck outta there.
Dirk Strider is a genius and therefore knew that a girl that just busted a reinforced window with a sheer kick is someone not to mess with. So here he was composure in tact even though inwardly he was already scrambling in finding away t
Circus Freak: Gamzee X Reader "Well then tell him!"Midnightlynx12
"Tell him? Nepeta, are you insane?"
"But the two of you make the purrfect ship!" You sighed in exasperation. After much deliberation, you had decided to tell your close friend, Nepeta about your flush crush on... someone.
"Nep, you don't get it. When it comes to romance I have less confidence than Tavros."
"Oh, come on! You even have pet names for each other." Nepeta gushed.
"Circus freak is not a pet name. It's an affectionate nickname. There is a difference." you said defensively, knowing full well there was no difference.
"Whatefur you say miracle." she teased. As a force of habit, you blushed like you always did when Gamzee called you that.
"Jeez, I'm starting to wish I never brought this up. Listen Nep, I gotta go." As you were about to exit Nepeta called something to you.
"You do want t
Perihelion [Dirk Strider x Reader]AMereAberration
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The thing about Dirk Strider was, in spite of the fact that his face perpetually favored no expression, he did the corniest yet sweetest shit straight out from a 90’s chick-flick movie. Tonight was one of those moments, apparently.
You were woken up by a thud that resonated from your window, followed by another and another. For a moment, you wondered who the fuck had the guts to wake you up in this unholy hour of this goddamned evening, but then you remembered the solitary wonderful bastard that was daring enough to do so:
DIRK MOTHERFUCKING STRIDER
Irony Enthusiast, Puppet Hoarder & The Love Your Life
After the fourth pebble hit the glass, you opened the window. As expected, the blonde beau stood there, midway to a throw. He, then, plastered a smirk across his face, whil
Cronus x Reader 50 Shades of NOPE((WARNING: It's Cronus so yeah. Nothing warranting a filter though.))YearOfTheCrow
Cronus looked up slowly from the book, his eyes displaying horror. His face was practically screaming "What has been seen cannot be unseen." (Here is the expression: click)
"I just stared into the pitts of hell and I svwear someone vwas lookin back at me."
"I warned you!"
Your terrified matesprit nodded his head.
"You vweren't snovwin me!"
"I would have thought the horror-filled look on my face would have been indication enough.."
"I vwish I had newver cast an eyeball on this....book of your's."
Your face cracked into a small teasing smile as you rolled your eyes.
"Your fault you asked me to show you!"
Cronus threw up his hands.
"Alright, alright! Don't hawve a covw, babe!"
"To think the big bad Cronus Ampora being scared by a lil' ol' book!"
His jaw clenched.
"That isn't a 'lil ol book'! It's a
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